NICE NEW NOW

Sounds like an television pitch for a you-name it product or service you gotta have now now. Don't wait this offer won't last long, as the story goes. Hey, it's not bad to want something nice, new and now. If the Lord bought television time. hmm? Folks, how about something nice new now. Same copy, but then the Lord adds, by dealing with me, you get years of solid experience helping you get a nice new look at your own daily life and its ongoing questions. But wait, add in proven 24-7-365 ability to meet your calls head-on as needed. Now that's hard to beat! Why delay talk with the Lord today and get good NICE NEW NOW.